{"id":8999,"date":"2026-03-21T02:29:47","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T02:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=8999"},"modified":"2026-03-21T02:29:48","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T02:29:48","slug":"a-priest-offered-a-nun-a-lift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=8999","title":{"rendered":"A priest offered a Nun a lift"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The priest nearly had an accident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The priest removed his hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun once again said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The priest apologized \u201cSorry sister but the flesh is weak.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moral of the story:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" src=\"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/signal-2026-01-09-024205-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7478\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9000,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8999\/revisions\/9000"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}