{"id":7940,"date":"2026-01-29T23:39:52","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T23:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=7940"},"modified":"2026-01-29T23:39:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T23:39:53","slug":"joke-of-the-day-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=7940","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said,<br>\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, with me wife!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he got home, he proudly told his wife Mary,<br>\u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the night!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She smiled and asked, \u201cWhat did you say?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>John replied,<br>\u201cI said, \u2018Here\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mary gasped and shouted,<br>\u201cYou idiot! That\u2019s not what you said at all!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies at the shop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d the man laughed, \u201cI heard John won the prize last night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d Mary snapped, \u201cand I\u2019m not surprised \u2014 he\u2019s only been there twice in the last year, and both times he fell asleep!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" src=\"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/signal-2026-01-09-024205.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7387\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said,\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, with me wife!\u201d That won him the top prize at the pub for&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7941,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions\/7941"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}