{"id":10138,"date":"2026-04-28T23:29:49","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T23:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=10138"},"modified":"2026-04-28T23:29:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T23:29:49","slug":"three-blondes-were-sitting-by-the-side-of-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/?p=10138","title":{"rendered":"Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A game warden came up behind them,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tapped one on the shoulder and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t have any.\u201d replied the first blonde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, if you\u2019re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut officer,\u201d replied the second blonde,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cwe aren\u2019t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>our lines and we\u2019re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" src=\"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/signal-2026-01-09-024205.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7387\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7478,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10139,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138\/revisions\/10139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}